February 21st
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me."
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on."
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
Erma Bombeck, 1927
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on."
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
Erma Bombeck, 1927
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