February 24th

I had a job interview at an insurance company once and the lady said "Where do you see yourself in five years?" and I said "Celebrating the fifth year anniversary of you asking me this question."

I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.
Mitch Hedberg, 1968


People who are much too sensitive to demand of cripples that they run races ask of the poor that they get up and act just like everyone else in society.
Michael Harrington, 1928