My boy's soccer team had its 15th annual Cow Plop fundraiser today. Perhaps you've never heard of such a thing. They sell tickets, grid off the field into the same number of boxes as tickets sold, put the numbers on a map of the field, let two steer lose in the fenced in area and see where the first one poops. Whatever square he does his business in is the winner. We actually stood and watched these two for over an hour. One did go eventually, but we were not the winners and we had already left. Clever idea, it was a fun afternoon.