Today, on my sister's birthday, I didn't have a card. I actually looked and saw none that fit the situation perfectly. Heh, funny, I never thought of it that way...I couldn't find a card that said all the right things, so uh, here's some elephant poop.
There once was a sister of mine,
Who grew to be age 39.
Right words on a card
Were, to find, rather hard -
And a present alone isn't fine!
So I pondered a while during Lent,
And came up with a nice sentiment.
A pen I then found and wrote it all down
Right on this elephant excrement!
Oh and Happy Birthday.