My sister, a woman who eats approximately 1-2 granola bars a year wandered into the kitchen for a snack and decided to open a box of granola bars that her husband purchased last night at Shop Rite.
Approximately 1:38pm, my sister finishes the first bar in the packet while doing work on her computer and contemplates having the second.
At 1:40, said sister begins to eat the second bar.
At 1:42, bar #2 is half gone, phone rings. Sister looks at i.d. and it reads "Shop Rate." She doesn't recognize the name and turns back to her computer, allowing the machine to pick it up.
Somewhere around 1:41pm the voice on the machine begins, as sister crunches away, "This is Shop Rite. Our records show that you purchased so and so granola bars on Tuesday, February 2nd. Be aware that this item has been recalled and is in danger of containing salmonella.